1. Home fries, tossed with a wee bit of tahini before baking, are divine. Seriously. Slice those potatoes, smoosh some tahini over them, then bake ’em, baby. Adds a certain crispiness never before achieved in home fries.
2. My back. My BACK. My back is in knots. This is embarrassing. I don’t do back pain.
3. My baby is the sweetest baby in the history of babies, boasting more cuteness per square millimeter than all other babies combined. Including yours. Sorry.
4. It’s 11:30 p.m., and the wind is blowing through the house.
5. Happy Daddy’s Day!